インリン・オブ・ジョイトイの日記 - livedoor Blog（ブログ）

For anyone who can read Japanese, this might be of interest:

インリン・オブ・ジョイトイの日記 - livedoor Blog（ブログ）
No idea what she's writing about. She's a model of some kind.

London Studio Group

Check it out:

LSGmodels.com
Lifetime membership at $9.99 per month.

No, I'm not getting paid to post this. I'm just thinking it's a really nice deal, considering a lot of these places charge upwards of $25 or $30 a month. I'm actually considering taking it myself. Pictures, and high-definition videos. Another thing I noticed that I really like is that they appear to tell the truth about the age of their models--unlike so many places that lie through their fucking teeth about "HOT! NUDE! TEENS!", when most of these women are actually in their early 20's. Yes, some of them really are 18 years old, but some of them are also 26, and, quite honestly, I like to know that. (Hell, one site, Domai.com, recently posted an absolutely stunning set of pictures of a 39-year-old brunette--I'd post a link to it, but it's in the members-only area.)

Anyway, the main point: Good deal, naked girls. Go for it. Offer expires March 1st, 2007, and I feel kind of like an ass for making this post sound like such an advertisement.

Blowjobs on Flickr, Haiku Style

I came across this link a few days ago and have been meaning to post it here:

Blowjobs on Flickr, Haiku Style

It's a blog consisting entirely of pictures of women giving blowjobs, or, in some cases, having just finished, complete with the resultant mess all over their faces. What makes it impressive isn't just the wide variety of pictures, but the fact that each one is accompanied by a haiku. A terrific effort!

This one goes into the sidebar, for sure.

los coños en flor

Check this out:

los coños en flor
Graphic nudity. In fact, this is one of the most extensive collection of pussy closeups I've ever seen.

I'm not sure about the translation--Babelfish copped out on a translation for "coños." The rest is fairly obvious. :)

Martha's Girls

Came across this site in my internet travels this afternoon:

Martha's Girls
Or, if you don't feel like messing around with all that "enter" crap, try this direct link to the free tour pages:

Martha's Girls Free Tour
I like this concept so much, and the samples I've seen are so good, that I'm adding it to my "Money Grew on Trees" section in the sidebar.

Valentine's Day

I think Valentine's Day should be a national holiday in the United States. Not one of those fake holidays like Columbus Day, either, but a holiday where people who don't work for the government or a bank actually get to have a day off from work.

Once that gets taken care of, then comes the question of what sort of holiday Valentine's Day should be. Should there be parades and fireworks like on the 4th of July? Should there be big extended-family gatherings with lots of food like on Thanksgiving? Should there be lots of praying and groupthink like on Christmas?

No, none of these are quite right. Valentine's Day has always been dedicated to romantic love, and since the primary purpose of romantic love is obviously to trick people into believing that they are meant for each other and should therefore have sex (preferably getting swept away in the thrill of the moment so any form of birth control is conveniently forgotten), it stands to reason that the Valentine's Day holiday should be dedicated to fucking.

Yes, that seems like an excellent idea. In fact, since each of the other major holidays has some sort of traditional structure associated with it, I'll go so far as to suggest a structural outline for Valentine's Day. It goes something like this: Get up, fuck, shower, fuck, eat breakfast, fuck, and so on. The objective is to devote the majority of the day to sex. I'd also suggest that, to help facilitate that goal, clothing should be prohibited--except most of the United States is in the midst of winter on February 14th, so that would kind of pose a problem. To make up for it, I'd suggest massive, indoor, totally nude sexathons, complete with prostitutes provided for those who don't have partners of their own, or even for those who do. Obviously, the prostitutes would be paid for with taxpayer dollars, preferably by a new tax to be instituted on churches that protest against the new holiday, or that don't meet some minimal standard of aesthetic worthiness (this one here would be a perfect example).

Yeah, that ought to just about cover it.

Kaori

Here's a nice blog I came across:

Kaori's XXX Blog!!

Definitely pornographic. The blogger claims to be a 22-year-old Japanese-Canadian girl. True? Who can say, really. What's amusing about this blog (and what tends to support the supposition that the blogger really is a 22-year-old female) is that, in between all the plugs for various porn sites, she talks about various ordinary details from her daily life. For instance, her quest to obtain a new ski jacket, knitting, taking down the Christmas tree, etc. If it's faked, it's very convincing. My tendency is just to go with it, and assume she's genuine. It wouldn't be the most surprising thing I've seen on the internet, after all.

Best thing is, the blog contains pictures of Kaori's butt.

Wanking

Awwww riggggght!!!:

What do you wank with?

Be sure to read the fucking comments. :)

Dogging & Toothing

For your edification, dear reader (assuming you actually exist):

Dogging
I admit, I already knew what "dogging" was, based on having downloaded a couple of "dogging" porn vids at some point. In fact, I first recall coming across the concept in the now-classic Rocco Siffredi porn vid, "Never Say Never to Rocco Siffredi." [footnote] However, the term "dogging" was never actually used in that video (at least, not in English).

In any case, dogging is a fun concept, especially if you're not stuck in the middle of the fucking winter in a fucking cold climate where it's been below zero degrees (FAHRENHEIT you wankers!) for a solid week.

However, this is even more interesting:

Toothing
I love innovation. Almost makes it seem like my paranoid avoidance of Bluetooth technology is a mistake. :)

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Footnote: Incidentally, I would dearly love to obtain an uncensored cut of this movie--the version released by Evil Angel in the United States was fucking awesome, of course, but a few years ago I learned there was some key footage deleted in order to minimize the chances of obscenity prosecution, and ain't it great to live in a country with such a true fucking commitment to free speech I ask you?

Another video I'd be very interested in would be one called "Rocco Goes to Prague"--I found this to be too extreme for my tastes back when I was a mere youth, but suspect I'd be much more into it now, especially if there turned out to be super-sekret footage removed from the American release.

Anna

Aw damn:

Anna Nicole Smith Dies

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. - Anna Nicole Smith, the former Playboy playmate whose bizarre life careened from marrying an octogenarian billionaire to the untimely death of her son, died Thursday after collapsing at a South Florida hotel, one of her lawyers said.

Smith, 39, collapsed and was unresponsive while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Cafe Hotel and Casino, said the attorney, Ron Rale. She was rushed to a hospital.

"She checked in Monday at 8 p.m. as a guest. She was due to check out tomorrow," said Danielle Giordaano, a spokeswoman for the hotel.

This just sucks. Poor woman.