24 August 2006

"Boobs on Bikes": Porn Star Parade in Auckland

20 topless porn actresses on motorcycles staged a lunch-hour parade in Auckland, New Zealand yesterday. The event was intended to promote a local adult entertainment expo, but the mayor, Dick Hubbard, proving once again that politics attracts asshats like flies to shit, dubbed the event "morally repugnant" and ended up catapulting the event right into worldwide noteriety. (Great job Dick! Gotta love a loudmouthed conservative, eh?) The city council's failure to grant the parade a permit had no effect because there's actually no law in Auckland requiring women to cover up their breasts (unlike here, in the land of the free and the home of the brave, where a one-second glimpse of nipple is assumed to bring about the end of civilization).

You could go to Yahoo! News and see some really tame, PG-rated pictures of this event. But that wouldn't be any fun, would it? So here you are:






The girl in the 2nd pic is Jessica Drake. I don't know who the other two are.

I actually looked around to see what else there was, but the only other one I found also featured that old mustached guy proudly displaying a huge pair of fakies, which I thought was ugly as hell. So I skipped that one. I also skipped the ones where the girls were conveniently fig-leafed or facing the other direction.

Freehiking

I noticed there's some recent updates on Nudeling's Escapades blog--topic, freehiking, and, in one case, free-kayaking. Yay!

Direct links to the posts:

  • Kayaking. Naturally of Course!
  • Hiking, Naturally of Course!
  • Oh the Joy!

  • (I'm just putting those here for future reference--right now, it's probably easier to just click on the first link above to the main blog page and go from there.)

    Porn stars for Governor - an update

    I would be remiss if I failed to mention that, in addition to Mimi Miyagi running for Governor of Nevada, Mary Carey is running for Governor of California. Again. She ran a few years ago against Ahhnold, and obviously didn't win. Better luck this time, perhaps?

    At the time of that article, which was a couple of weeks ago, she didn't have anywhere near enough signatures to get on the ballot. Unfortunately, a Google News search failed to reveal if she had managed to garner more signatures since then. If not, she plans to run as a write-in candidate. Her slogan? "Finally, a politician you really want to get screwed by." I can handle that. :)

    The official campaign site: Mary Carey for Governor.

    23 August 2006

    "Be naked outside"

    A local women's magazine, in it's current issue, pubished a list of "20 Things Every Woman Should Do". Number seven on the list is "Be Naked Outside." I quote:
    Every woman should experience the feeling of warm summer air across her naked body. A private beach, your own backyard, a nighttime boat ride, or a secluded forest are all good places to feel freedom from the restrictions of clothing and experience nature, naturally. This experience is just for her - it's not at all about showing her body to others, but experiencing her body and the outdoors in a new way. Close your eyes and just experience you and nature as one. Skinny-dipping counts.
    I agree completely, and would also extend that recommendation to men.

    (This magazine apparently doesn't have a web edition, otherwise I would link it here.)

    It's about privacy and choice, plain and simple.

    In a recent post, fellow blogger Chris Hall has some insightful comments about the gay marriage movement and it's effect on the overall LGBT movement(s), as well as some comments about the significance of the biological origin debate. In summary, taking the stance that homosexuality is biologically determined and should therefore be "okay" is actually avoiding the real issue, which is that people should have the right to engage in the sexual relationships of their choice. And, for the other issue, the increasing focus on gay marriage appears to have harmed the overall LGBT movement(s), due to a narrowing of focus onto one single issue, as opposed to, once again, acknowledging that people should have a right to enter into relationships as they choose. It's an excellent piece, right on the money.

    There is also a really interesting comment there, in reply to Chris's article. Commenting on the gay marriage issue, Elizabeth says,
    [I]f you ask a Fundamentalist Christian what the problem is with gay marriage, it generally shakes down like this: two women, unexpectedly made single mothers, partnered together for the mutual care and protection of their children, would be model women and mothers. That relationship alone is fine. The problem comes when those two women close their bedroom door at night.

    So the problem isn’t the marriage– the problem is the sex. And that is strictly a matter of privacy. To talk about the debate in any other terms is to let yourself be confused about what is at stake — the right of anyone to close their bedroom door and expect privacy.
    Exactly! So, I ask the question: when is this nation going to mentally graduate from high school? Because that's really what this is. High school kids feel pretty strongly that they have the right to regulate the sexual behavior of their friends. Some of us manage to outgrow this ridiculous idea as we get older. But, sadly, others don't--and these tend to complain very loudly when their precious "values" are threatened.

    05 August 2006

    Mimi Miyagi running for governor of Nevada

    I discovered just now that former porn actress Mimi Miyagi is running for Governor of Nevada. She's also running as a Republican, a fact which I find ironic. Seems like whenever a porn person gets into politics these days, it's always under the GOP banner, as if the GOP wasn't directly responsible for the Meese Commission or all the various obscenity prosecutions ever since Reagan was President. Do we remember the Clinton years at all, when the Justice Department wasted absolutely no taxpayer money harassing the porn industry, nor did they lend any assistence to local law enforcement agencies who were attempting to do the same?

    On the other hand, there's no militant anti-porn feminist contingent in the GOP, that I know of. Any anti-porn sentiment inherent in the GOP comes from religious conservatives of both sexes. The key here may actually be that porn actresses know full well that their primary fanbase is among Joe Lunchbucket types, and these days, Joe Lunchbucket always votes Republican. And I can vouch for the fact that most of the guys I run into in the various porn areas that I frequent seem to be Republicans.

    Anyway, here's the article I found:
    Porn star's fundraiser far from typical political event

    By MOLLY BALL
    REVIEW-JOURNAL

    Republican gubernatorial candidate Melody Damayo couldn't decide what karaoke song to sing.

    "Oh, I know -- 'She Bangs! She Bangs!' " the former adult film star said, laughing. "Just kidding."

    Damayo, also known by her stage name, Mimi Miyagi, says her run for Nevada's top office is not a stunt or a joke, but the consequence of a passion for politics.

    On Friday, a fundraiser for Damayo's campaign proved to be far from your average political event. The candidate wore heaps of silver jewelry, six-inch black high heels, a men's-style shirt unbuttoned to reveal her capacious bosom, and a headband to hold back her waist-length black hair.

    It was one of the more demure outfits for a candidate whose campaign signs show her lying on her back, feet in the air, breasts barely covered by a flag-motif top -- and who can be seen in much more revealing detail in an extensive catalog that includes "Deep Throat 6," "She's the Boss" and "Oriental Lust."

    Friday night's fundraiser was a never-before-seen mix of local Republican Party stalwarts, Damayo's adult industry pals and several bargoers just there for the regular karaoke at Barbeque Masters Tavern, on Sahara Avenue and Decatur Boulevard.

    Damayo worked the room like a veteran politician, handing out campaign stickers. She also offered lap dances with a wide, pink-lipsticked smile.

    "I'm here to witness history," said John Hambrick, chair of the Clark County Republican Party, who brought his wife as a "chaperone" to the event. "No gubernatorial candidate has ever done this before." He was referring to karaoke.

    Hambrick said the party has received complaints about Damayo's candidacy, especially since she appeared in the Boulder City Damboree parade on July 4. There was nothing the party could do about that, he noted. Similarly, the party couldn't refuse to link to Damayo's campaign Web site from the party's site, just like any other Republican candidate.

    "We went over it real good," Hambrick said of Damayo's site. "There was nothing we could ban her for."

    The night began with a limbo contest. The DJ, T.J. Hampton, gave an introduction.

    "Before we get started on limbo, I wanted to introduce the sexiest candidate for governor, with an even sexier brain," Hampton said. "The next governor of Nevada: Melody Damayo!"

    Damayo's short speech would be the evening's only political stumping.

    "I want everyone to know that I'm here to bring back the roots of the Republican party: freedom, freedom of speech, freedom to party, free enterprise," Damayo said. "Now it's time to limbo!"

    Damayo, 33, is a native of the Philippines who calls herself a pioneer for Asians in the adult film industry. She quit porn with the 2003 film "Happy Ending" and now is taking acting roles in independent films. She also continues to support herself as an exotic dancer.

    "I'm a girl from a small village in a Third World country who came here to realize a dream," said Damayo, who has lived in Nevada for 13 years.

    Her first involvement in politics came in 2004, when she was a volunteer on the re-election campaign of President Bush, she said. "That's when I realized that this is what I wanted to do with the rest of my life."

    According to county election records, the 2004 general election was the first time Damayo voted in Nevada.

    Damayo recognizes that many may be interested in her primarily for reasons other than politics, but hopes she can win them over with her ideas.

    "I'm kind of like the spokesmodel for politics right now," she said. "That's fine. Anything to get people to hear the message."

    Damayo and two friends got up to sing. Not "She Bangs," after all, but Madonna's "Material Girl." It was a typically garbled, out-of-tune bar karaoke performance -- except, perhaps, for the amount of writhing.
    Okay, that's actually worth a "LOL!"
    Kevin Child, a Republican candidate for county recorder, was also trying to drum up votes at the event. Damayo's was among the votes he hoped to earn, Child said: "She's a Republican and she lives in Clark County. As long as she doesn't make me take my clothes off, I'll be fine."

    It wasn't clear whether there were many votes besides Damayo's to be gained at Friday's event.

    Aside from a few county Republican officials, including the bar's owner, party Financial Director Jim Pressler, most of the 50 or so attendees said they weren't registered with a political party or were Democrats, making them ineligible to vote in Damayo's primary.

    Local attorney Christopher Carr had come to see Damayo but said he wasn't registered with a political party.

    "I'm waiting to hear what she has to say," he said. "I don't have very strong feelings for Gov. Guinn."

    Informed that Guinn won't be on the ballot, Carr said, "Oh, then that's easy. She's the only candidate I know."

    Pharmacist Dan Brooks had come to karaoke with his friends but was enjoying the political show. Also not registered with a political party, he said he appreciated the injection of fun into a political process that is too often dismal.

    "Mimi's a very likeable person," Brooks said. "She's maybe not the most eloquent (speaker), but she seems like a sweetheart." Then, grinning at his own cleverness, he added, "She's abreast of all the issues."
    People! People! You're killing me here!
    Brooks and his friends exchanged high-fives for that quip.

    The winner of the evening's limbo contest, 27-year-old bartender Julie Ann Suarez, was more skeptical. Suarez, too, had come to see friends, not to engage in politicking.

    "Her main claim to fame is being a porn star," Suarez said. "It's partly the media's fault, but I don't think she's doing much about it."
    Anyway, a couple more things of interest. First, the campaign poster, which is actually rather nice:The other thing I came across was an endorsement by none other than Wonkette: Official Wonkette Endorsement: Melody "Mimi Miyagi" Damayo

    The problem is, a good chunk of her supporters seem to be Democrats, and since Nevada doesn't have an open primary, they won't be able to vote for her unless they change party affiliations. This doesn't bode well for primary success. Now, I'd be willing to vote for her myself, but I wouldn't change parties to do it (unless it was one of those typical primaries we have here, where there aren't any Democratic candidates running at all, in which case I might as well vote Republican). I'm also a little wary of the fact that, based on her official campaign site (linked below), she seems to have jumped onto the radical anti-taxation bandwagon. (Plus, I'm not a resident of Nevada.)

    Regardless, I wish her the best of luck and success in her campaign, and I'd love to see her win the main election. Not only would it be a hilarious slap in the face to the whackjobs, but I honestly think it would do this country some good.

    Here's a link to the official campaign site:

    Mimi 4 Governor Official Site

    Be sure to check out the picture galleries. Especially Gallery 4. :)

    One final link--I'm sure people are interested in seeing some pix from Mimi's former porn career. There are some less explicit ones here, mostly nudity and some implied girl-girl action. There's also an interview with her on that page. It's worth reading, IMHO, although it doesn't mention anything about political aspirations. I'm not sure how old it is.

    02 August 2006

    Linkage

    Was reading Halima's blog this morning and came across a comment by the owner of this blog:

    Semi-Celibate Erotica

    I like the concept, and I can relate to it, not having had sex myself in over two years. Easier to download a picture of a naked woman than it is to go out and find one, basically.

    Anyway, some more interesting and related links--these are both by the same guy:

    Strip City

    Beyond the Neon

    All three of these look to be worth checking out. Will have to remember to do that. Later. Can't right now. :)

    01 August 2006

    .xxx Domain Nixed; Dvorak Objects

    Well, here's a big "oops"--I typed this up back in December of last year, and for some inane reason, left it on draft status instead of publishing it. Here it is, totally unedited from the way I left it seven months ago (unfortunately, the link to the Yahoo News article has now expired, but I'll leave it in there anyway):

    Popular computer columnist John Dvorak of PC Magazine (and formerly of one of those Mac magazines I used to read), seems to have a problem with the fact that ICANN recently nixed plans to create a .xxx top-level domain.

    Frankly, I would have thought he had more sense than that, but the issue with him seems to be some sort of porn-phobia and perhaps a hyperactive knee reflex. As his column progresses, his anti-porn ranting becomes more heated, to the point where I almost expected him to start raving about "our precious bodily fluids."

    He begins by painting himself as a standard freethinking type:
    The group making the most noise about the .xxx domain is a classic checklist-following evangelical group called Concerned Women for America. Its members follow the exact cookie-cutter Jerry Falwell theology promoted by many of these groups. Everything on the group's Web site is in red, white, and blue. Typical articles found at the site might be about the dangers of birth control, how gay marriage is bad, how evolution is just an unproven theory, how stem cell research is bad, and why we should have prayer in school...
    I actually have to take my hat off to Dvorak for this paragraph, which is one of the most succinct, effective, and backhanded slams of a wingnut group that I've had the pleasure to read.

    Unfortunately, trashing wingnuts is not what he's after. His real beef is quickly exposed in the next paragraph:
    Exactly how these folks became enamored of resisting the .xxx domain is somewhat mysterious, and I suspect the pornographers themselves are behind it. These women have been tricked. Who benefits from the death of .xxx? The pornographers, that's who."

    The idea behind the .xxx domain is to make it brain-dead easy to keep porn out of the American family home. That's the reason it was proposed. So why do these people oppose it? The argument against the .xxx proposal seems to indicate either an incredible naïveté regarding the workings of networks and computers or an extreme distrust of computer users themselves. Perhaps it's a combination of both. Concerned Women for America claims that the .xxx domain will increase porn by giving the pornographers a "new platform." What? Can someone tell me exactly how this creates a new platform? Don't these people understand how a ghetto works? Do they know what a platform is? Do they understand that this is like the warning stickers they themselves insist should be put on records and games? How do they not get that?

    It's a warning label, not a platform! It's isolation. It's zoning. Would you allow locating adult bookstores next to churches? It seems that Concerned Women for America would demand doing so.

    The idea behind .xxx is to put these porn folks into their own space where they can be somewhat controlled. The idea is not to make getting to porn easier. Getting to porn is easy enough now—even by accident. That's why the current structure is a threat to family values.
    While Dvorak is obviously more savvy about the workings of browsers and the internet than the people at Concerned Women for America, it seems that when it comes to the subject of pornography, he may as well sign up for a membership.

    The basic concepts are not all that hard to understand. Whenever you make something more scarce, there is the danger of creating an attraction for it that previously didn't exist. This can be especially powerful when the thing being limited is related to a powerful biological drive like sex: put porn behind a big, scary looking door, and it's a lot more interesting than it would be if it were out in the open and nobody was making a big deal about it. It's debateable whether this effect, this added attraction, would outweigh the effect of limiting porn to one domain. I am undecided on the issue--the ability of browsers to block one particular domain would unquestionably put a damper on the ability of people to access certain sites. But, on the other hand, you don't need a web browser to get all the pornography you can possibly handle, and, in fact, a web browser is a very inefficient method of obtaining it. However, whether .xxx would serve to limit porn in any meaningful way is not the main question.

    The main question is (and Dvorak should damn well know this), "What is pornography, and who gets to decide?" It's one thing to define Scatbabes.com as porn. But does Kari Sweets qualify, given that there is no nudity whatsoever on her site, yet the photos and videos there are clearly designed to be erotic? What about True Teen Babes, which is pretty close to the same as Kari Sweets, except it uses a variety of models who also happen to be underage? That latter site, in fact, has already faced up with this issue, and the fact that it still exists and the author is not in jail says pretty clearly that the contents of the site, while possibly erotic, are not "porn" in a legal sense. Yet I have no doubt what at least some the subscribers to that site are doing with the pictures there: they are whacking off to them. Which, strictly speaking, indicates that those pictures constitute porn to them. Same deal with Kari Sweets--some people are going to look at her and say, "Aw, isn't she cute?" while others are going to frantically drop trou and ejaculate all over their keyboards. Is the problem not obvious? One person's porn is another person's innocence. Or, one person's porn is another person's fart joke: Some people would find video footage of women farting to be totally unappealing and rather disgusting. Others would find it hilariously funny. And others would find it immensely arousing. So is it porn, or not? And who gets to answer this question? Should True Teen Babes be limted to the .xxx domain based on erotic content, even though that would mean the models on that site would be unable to look at their own pictures? Should GirlsFarting.com be limted to the .xxx domain because a small number of people get turned on by feminine gas?

    This question has been addressed before, of course, given the fact that certain materials are considered legal to sell to minors and certain materials are not. In fact, it used to be even more complicated than that--the practice when I was in college was that Playboy magazine was not generally found in porn shops, but rather in newstands. This would tend to indicate a non-pornographic content. Yet it was still verboten to sell it to minors, which would tend to indicate the opposite. These days, the standard has tighted up so that most newstands don't carry it anymore, and porn shops have stepped in to meet the demand. (Truthfully, I could be wrong about this, since the availability of Playboy magazine is not a subject I am normally interested in.) Yet I am sure there are parts of the country where things are still closer to the old way, just as I am sure there are parts of the country where things are even more restrictive (if that's possible). This is not even getting into the subject of how things are handled in other countries--I've been to both Canada and Australia in recent years, and both of those nations seem to have a much more relaxed attitude towards the whole subject than we do here in the States. Nobody could accuse these nations of being in the midst of some sort of decadent cultural meltdown, either--in fact, I'd rate them both as more desireable places to live than the U.S., and not for any reason having to do with access to adult materials (although, admittedly, that would be a plus).

    In the end, what this comes down to is the question of not just where the line is drawn, but who is going to draw it. I am sure this was the primary factor in ICANN's decision to not create a .xxx domain. They knew they'd be stepping into a minefield as soon as they gave themselves the authority to decide what's porn and what's not. Not only would shouldering such a burden be fairly odious for them, it would squelch the right that every citizen has to decide for him or herself what material is acceptable and what is not. This would not be the sort of simplification that cultural conservatives are hoping for--it would simply be a disaster.

    Another victory for prudery

    I got started on this one last week and didn't have time to finish it until now...

    The idiocy of this story mostly speaks for itself:
    PBS kids' show host fired for video

    Tue Jul 25, 12:58 AM ET

    NEW YORK - The PBS Kids Sprout network has fired the host of "The Good Night Show" after learning she had appeared in videos called "Technical Virgin."

    The host, Melanie Martinez, had alerted network officials about one of the videos late last week and she was immediately taken off the air.

    "PBS Kids Sprout has determined that the dialogue in this video is inappropriate for her role as a preschool program host and may undermine her character's credibility with our audience," said Sandy Wax, network president.

    Airing for three hours each evening, "The Good Night Show" airs soothing stories and cartoons designed to get an audience of 2-to-5-year-olds ready for bed. Each night, Martinez guides a puppet character into dreamland. Martinez is a stage actress and mother of a toddler.

    In the two "Technical Virgin" videos — made before she landed the children's show job — she spoofs PSAs about how young women can keep their virginity.

    PBS Kids Sprout airs children's programming 24 hours a day and is seen in about 20 million of the nation's 110 million television homes. "The Good Night Show" has been temporarily replaced by cartoons while a search is conducted for a new host.
    Here's one of the videos:



    The other video, wherein cute young Melanie suggests that anal sex is the best choice for a young woman's future, can be found here.

    One important point that isn't mentioned in the article is that both of these videos were produced seven years before Martinez got the job with PBS. The other important point is, are two- to five-year-olds really going to care about this? PBS claims that the videos would undermine Martinez's credibility with the audience, which is made up of teeny little kids who have no idea what a vibrator or anal sex even is, nor are they going to know enough to go onto YouTube and do a search on "Melanie Martinez". It's just dumb to fire someone over something like this. Not only dumb, but annoying as well. The whole scarlet letter thing, which is what this is, the sense that a person is permanently soiled and untouchable if she dares to transgress the holy sexual taboos...it's just so fucking medieval.