I *LOVE* cheesecake

Both the traditional pie-shaped variety, and this kind:


Now ain't she just the sweetest thing? :)

Update: Well FUCK! The video appears to be gone. Not sure what's happening. I should have provided a link to the page where I originally found it. In fact, it's kind of weird that the embed code they provided at grindtv.com didn't also include active hyperlink code leading back to the page. Those dumbasses.

I considered posting another vid from there as a substitute, but as I looked around, I realized the site is actually kind of a pain in the ass. So forget it. Sorry. I'll just put a link here to the site--click on this link, and then click on "girls" towards the upper right of the page. And make sure you've got scripting and shockwave and all that crap enabled.

It's just a beer, you wankers!!!!

I discovered something wonderful today. Not to mention very, very timely, given that the next Harry Potter movie and the final book in the series are scheduled to come out soon, so the hype is already ramping up to insane proportions.

Here's what I found:




Yes, that is the lovely Emma Watson, apparently having polished off a whole bottle of Corona. Granted, there apparently aren't any photos of her actually taking a swig, but hey. Who really cares? Reportedly she's 15 years old in these pictures, so I can just imagine the self-righteous outrage (not to mention histrionic pearl-clutching) when the MADD freakazoids and their ilk get wind of this. I've already found one reference to her as "the next Lindsey Lohan" for fuck's sake.

Give the girl a break. So she likes having a good time, big deal. Furthermore, unlike in the land of the "free" and the home of the "brave", there are a lot of countries in the world where limiting consumption of alcohol to people 21 and over would be considered patently ridiculous. As well it should.

I was already a fan of Emma--I mean, she's totally hot in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and a fairly smokin' cutie in Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban. Yeah, I know she's way below the age of consent. I'm not saying I want to bone her, I just think she's cute, sexy as hell, and talented--in fact, her acting talent is a big part of her appeal. Besides, get a load of this quote:

Oh man, If I could only have her for one night…she wouldn’t be able to sit anymore, nor to close her legs. None soad would be able to remove all the sperm from her face, and she would want to eat anything more after se taster my cum.

See? Oh, the poster of that takes pains to point out that he's the same age as her, as if ejaculating on someone's face is somehow different depending on the age of the person providing the semen. Give me a break.

Er, hold on, I'm getting waaaaay off topic here. Sorry. :)

As I was saying, I was already a fan, and now, because of this, I may have to consider myself a raving fan. So there. I really hope she doesn't get raked through the coals because of this.

It's just a beer, not proof that she's going to be in rehab five years from now. Furthermore, it's high time to acknowledge the simple fact that teenagers like to experiment with this stuff, and, unlike what some seem to believe, that is not a harbinger of the end of civilization. In that respect, I can honestly admit to a certain amount of admiration for her. In my own admittedly non-mainstream way, I think she's setting a good example.

You can all feel free to have a spastic morality attack now. Me, I'm going to pour myself a glass of cheap red wine.

Liz = Hotness

This post is totally gratuitious (but then again, isn't it in the very nature of decadence to be gratuitous, at times?). I was looking at the website of a lovely little redhead who calls herself Liz Vicious, when I noticed an offer to post any of her pictures on my blog for free. Well, what a cool idea. Liz's site is one of those I would sign up for if I had more money and time to spare. She's a total cutie, I think. She's currently 19 years old.

So here I am. The toughest part was choosing which pic to use, but this one I especially like. There are some much more explicit ones on her site.

All text below this paragraph is hers, not mine (I did fix a couple of bad typos, though). Enjoy.



I was getting ready to go out and finish my Chrisymas shopping and decided to let you in on the magic. Just another piece of my life i wanted to share with all of my beautiful members. It's not much, but it's another part of my life you get be be involved in.

Click here to see more Liz Vicious!