South Carolina wants to ban vibrators, dildos, etc.

Yawn. Yet another state legislature, in a veritable assgasm of conservatism, has taken it upon itself to try to ban sex toys. This time, it's South Carolina.

Don't these people have anything better to do?

My idea on how to solve this problem: Everyone should start mailing scat porn to members of the South Carolina state legislature. Make sure to only target the ones who support this ridiculous bill. Half of them would die of shock or terminal vomiting, and then the problem would be solved.