"Boobs on Bikes": Porn Star Parade in Auckland

20 topless porn actresses on motorcycles staged a lunch-hour parade in Auckland, New Zealand yesterday. The event was intended to promote a local adult entertainment expo, but the mayor, Dick Hubbard, proving once again that politics attracts asshats like flies to shit, dubbed the event "morally repugnant" and ended up catapulting the event right into worldwide noteriety. (Great job Dick! Gotta love a loudmouthed conservative, eh?) The city council's failure to grant the parade a permit had no effect because there's actually no law in Auckland requiring women to cover up their breasts (unlike here, in the land of the free and the home of the brave, where a one-second glimpse of nipple is assumed to bring about the end of civilization).

You could go to Yahoo! News and see some really tame, PG-rated pictures of this event. But that wouldn't be any fun, would it? So here you are:






The girl in the 2nd pic is Jessica Drake. I don't know who the other two are.

I actually looked around to see what else there was, but the only other one I found also featured that old mustached guy proudly displaying a huge pair of fakies, which I thought was ugly as hell. So I skipped that one. I also skipped the ones where the girls were conveniently fig-leafed or facing the other direction.