Natasha Lyonne: Bestiality Babe?

Someone should notify Rick Santorum:
Arrest Warrant for 'American Pie' Actress Lyonne

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York judge issued an arrest warrant on Monday for "American Pie" movie actress Natasha Lyonne, who failed to appear for a court hearing on charges stemming from a rampage during which she was heard threatening to molest a neighbor's dog.

Lyonne, 26, is charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass after an unexplained fit of rage last December when authorities said she banged on the door of her neighbor, stormed into the apartment and ripped a mirror from the wall.

Police called to the scene said Lyonne told the neighbor, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

Okay, wait a minute here. She's in the midst of "an unexplained fit of rage" and she goes through the trouble of using clinical terminology like "sexually molest?" I don't think so. I'd be willing to bet what she actually said was, "I'm going to fuck your dog!"

Yeah, I'm a perv.